Hi, I'm Stephanie...that seems to be a mouthful so just Steph works perfectly fine. Procrastination is my best friend and I love to laugh. I laugh at my own jokes and find myself hilarious....have a problem?
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINWHO BROUGHT FIN-FIN ALONG
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i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
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IT TAKES 681 LICKS TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP THIS SHIT TOOK LIKE TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES BUT HEY DISCOVERY OF A LIFETIME. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.ALSO IT TAKES 783 LICKS TO FINISH THE TOOTSIE POP.
science has happened today
lotv:
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
(via gigglingbean)
does anyone else remember that episode of drake and josh where they replaced helen with a different black lady and hoped no one would notice
that’s roxy
roxy like a puma
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dumbledearlovesfizzingwhizbees:
Cat screams “NO!” during his first bath
I really seriously tried not to reblog this, but this is pretty fucking cute.
NOOOO
I fucking lost it when they zoomed in on his face.
the ‘NOO!!!’s go progressively weaker and i can’tI almost pissed myselfOMGGGG
so my friend got his trombone stolen a while back
when he finally got a new one he stuck this over his locker
THIS WASN’T YOUR FRIEND
THIS WAS MY FRIEND, YOU BASTARD
MY FRIEND
HE’S NOT YOUR FRIEND, THATFUNNYSTUFF DOT TUMBLR DOT COM
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